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WONDERGIRL
My name's Dayana. Believe me, good things come in small packages.

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  • A Rainy Day That Was Sunny
    Thursday, August 31 / 23:27
    Happy Teachers' Day!

    Going back to the sec school, the last to arrive
    Memories then unfold
    There I start to reminisce
    Everything seemed so small, including me
    The head prefect who used to patrol the school
    The tables in the canteen where I usually sat at
    The concourse where most students would just hang around
    Just looking at the physical features of the sch
    It made me smile
    And goodness, people change
    That's what time for

    Though it rained heavily today
    I need no sunshine to make my day bright
    The day spent with the dearest friends was enough
    That scrumptious lunch, orgasmic cakes and the normal chill out
    Looking back, I consider myself very lucky
    I'm still in close contact with my sec sch friends
    In fact I'm the closest to them
    Let me take this chance to say

    Lifa
    I wanna be you whenever I see you smiling, you make me feel free
    Because its easily one of the hardest things to do
    Your worries and fear become your friends
    And I'm proud to have you
    Fhan
    How the loggerhead-ing made us closer, you rock the nuts out of me
    When we can read each others' minds, the snap twists are always there
    I learnt to take a risk and I learnt it well
    And the fact we are efficient at times, that's what keeps the group together
    Nadia
    I know you'd lie with me and just talk for hours, I know you'll be there
    You're more than a girlfriend, a microphone who can listen to me speak
    Our downs taught are so much, our flaws made us a better person today
    In case you forgot, I'm here
    Faizal
    When random chats turned otherwise, I enjoy opinion sharing with you
    Opinions clashed, but they were told for a reason
    I used to be your counsellor, your problems were part of my worries
    Hey we can still share, anytime
    Iman
    I used to despise, but what you're today I'm amazed
    That boy whom I feel like slapping today is a boy with lots of sense
    You defintely matured and your concerns differ from a normal teen
    (Yes I kinda got to know him better, don't think otherwise)
    Sometimes I still ask, is this the person I know?
    Adam
    What can I say, I have a good friend who's a hunk?
    Boy, your rocking body blew me and the others
    What can I say, I was wrong about you
    I thought you dissappear, but your presence already proved it
    Nir & Nabil
    Wherever you're now, you're missing out most of the fun
    Nevertheless, you're fondly missed
    I know this is not the end
    We still have time
    And the one who's not from my sec sch
    Hadri
    You're more than just a plain bore
    You're a great hangout
    That kopi session really wake me
    Don't always judge a book by it's cover

    It's not everyday one gets expressive
    Come on, it feels weird telling your best friend in the face
    That you're glad to have her and that you love her so much
    As much as we have to say
    We still hide in that wadrobe
    And blurt in when no one's around

    Esprit; you really ripped me off
    When being materialistic is one of the few factors that can make me happy
    Deep inside, I know that kind of happiness is not prolonged
    So what?

    When our eyes meet
    It's strange, but already accidentally meet what to do
    No worries, there were no butterflies in my stomach

    I'm back to folding more clothes tomorrow
    It's my last sch vacation, am I really wasting it
    We're doing this all because of the cash, right Seri?
    I'm looking forward to the time
    Where I'll be in skates going through Orchard Rd

    I'm A Bossini-an
    Monday, August 28 / 23:37
    I'm so grateful they play great music
    Though the majority are malays, they're friendly
    What else?
    I did housework like never before
    Fold clothes
    Arrange clothes
    Search clothes
    The above repeats
    And then vacuuming and wiping
    Well, it's all about the money

    Damn cockroaches
    And if only I didn't cheat the eye test back in Pri6

    The thought of you waiting for me
    The irony of men, women and punctuality

    I Am That Bored
    Sunday, August 27 / 16:26
    Yes, I'm filling the buckets with bore now
    I'm hoping to kill the boredom from tomorrow onwards
    When I start work, it's all about the buckarooos(money)
    Don't ask me why the skin's so bright
    I am that bored you see
    And no, yellow is not my favourite colour at the moment

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    Billie Joe Armstrong; Green Day

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    Tyson Ritter; The All American Rejects

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    Steve Bays; Hot Hot Heat

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    Brendon Urie; Panic! At The Disco

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    Alex Turner; Arctic Monkeys

    And what do they have in common?
    They are the vocalists of the bands above, duhh
    They play great music, go check them out
    And they're all dark haired/brunettes
    But of all, I have only a favourite
    He is none other than
    *takes a deep breath*

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    Brandon Flowers; The Killers

    Mr. Flowers is the best dressed vocalist so far
    Besides Mr. Armstrong(remember he used to be very plump?)
    Especially in the video "Mr. Brightside"
    Suits, shirts, skinny ties and bows, oh so formal
    But there were rumours he's gay, what a waster if he is
    I have a fetish for boys/men in shirts
    Hey Seth Cohen is dark haired and always in shirts
    Ok nuff' said
    I'll just keep on fantasizing

    Don't play nice with me
    Be nice if you really want too
    Must I feel sorry for you?

    When A Smile Turns A Frown
    / 01:13

    No I'm not gonna brag about the adventurous walk
    I admit I had a blast, it was superbly funny and perspiring
    Thank you people; Fhan, Nina, Hadri, Mirah, Iman & Raihanah

    Being yourself is just perfect
    Though others expect more
    Whatever it is, I never fail to try

    Don't let the insecurities twirl your mind
    I shan't and won't
    I'm not that kind of girl

    Taking Bus 11
    Saturday, August 26 / 14:44
    Soon I'm out for an adventurous walk with the close hangouts
    To where, I don't know
    The blind leading the blind
    With Hadri as the guide, we aim to get lost
    I have to be prepared for hours of walking

    No Pain, No Gain
    Friday, August 25 / 18:18
    You are Sneakers!

    You're an active girl, who's all about function
    You dress for the occasion - comfort comes first
    Your perfect guy? Someone who can keep up with you.
    You'll find him - but you might have to slow down to see him!
    What Kind of Shoe Are You? (click to find out!)


    I was like a wobbling duck walking through Suntec yesterday
    The heels were a definite killer
    I must admit I look awesome in it, really la
    And which is also why I don't owe many girly-heely-ballet shoes, yet

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    *does Kallang waves*
    And yes, the final Marketing presentation went on smoothly
    On top of that, I'll be a $100 richer

    In case you forgot, I'm not a pacifier

    A chat with the best girlfriend over Mc Cafe couldn't get any better
    With an abundant of laughters
    She shared her hopes and concerns
    Girl, it's ok to wait dear
    The longest wait usually brings the best
    And it's never pathetic
    Let's put it this way, you're special

    Dearest Nadia, don't let the world crumble on you
    There are many who'll be your shield

    You were down and in need of a confidante
    I happened to be there and made myself vulnerable
    You knew what your heart wanted
    Yet you didn't follow, why?

    Like what she said, vacations are the best time to do reflections


    The Cute One Turned China Ah-Moi
    Thursday, August 24 / 00:34
    I guess I had one of my longest walk today
    When a walk from Chinatown to Esplanade
    Ended us up at a higway to East Coast/Changi
    I was turning into a ballistic Ah-Moi from China
    Thanks to a reliable tour guide I got, Hadri

    Imagine a whole day trip
    Out adventure-ing Singapore
    With only $8 in your wallet and EZ-link
    It's like the poorer side of backpackers
    Chaos it's gonna be

    And I'm dreading to go Kallang for the presentation tmrw

    It's keeps getting better
    Let the old friendship blossom again
    Yet, I still do

    When Do You Know If It's Right?
    Wednesday, August 23 / 00:50
    I'm just dreaming of you
    It seemed so real, your existance was just superficial

    I totally dig O.C and I never fail to miss any episode
    Living in Orange County, so luxurious-ly bling bling
    Yet a whole lot of screwed ups and downfalls behind the dream life
    And today's episode triggered my mind abit

    Life involves hurdles to overcome, especially risk
    It's not with a snap of your fingers you get you what you want
    If so, I'll be a rich tai-tai with 80 cats
    It is a test that challenge our limits, how far are we willing to go
    But how do we know that we are making the right decision?
    No one will be knocking on your door to tell you that and
    There's no instruction manual that tells us the right procedures
    It's the reprecussions that will tell you so
    Changes that occur during the motion of time
    When some it is like a slap in the face or
    Even a bundle of joy to some

    Like Ryan, he wanted to make a change
    He was tired of trying and trying
    A lucky kid he was, he was given the change again and again
    He lived the life unlike the normal kids back at his town (vey screwed up)
    When suddenly he felt that, it's time he make his own decisions

    We all say, "It's my life, I decide the way I live it."
    Ya it's true, but we all we are not so perfect
    Flaws are unavoidable, and so are mistakes
    And through that wake up call, a difference has to be made
    Still, the burning thought
    Is it now then I'll make the right change?

    And so, Marissa held Ryan back
    Telling him that he's behaving just like her father
    Running away from his problems
    And that running away is not always the best solution

    Some people are more conservative, they tend to speak less
    They're the probable bunch that lock themsleves up in a room
    Cooped in a corner, weeping
    Or they just pretend nothing had happened
    Find a new interest and spend most of their time with it
    In short, they are running away from their unfortunate plight
    Not coming face to face with it or even finding a solution to it
    Is it all good?

    I guess through experience, advice and support
    Are one of the few factors that'll help my doubts above
    If repeating the same mistakes will help you make the right choice and a change
    So be it, been through done that
    Your mom's blabbers or even your buddy's long boring talks
    Don't turn deaf ear to it, listen if you have to not necessarily heed it
    God knows, you might need it next time
    Bear in mind, love is all around
    You don't need to love in order to be loved
    And that there's always someone's shoulder you can lie on

    Hope; it's an over-rated understatement
    We just cling on it too much

    "With a friendship that no one else could touch
    It didn't work out, I'm covered in shells"
    Simple Kind Of Life - No Doubt

    PS: O.C is not just about sex, guns, drugs and party

    What's Next?
    Tuesday, August 22 / 00:33
    My day was allright with an abundant amount of laughs
    Imagine a day with no laughter
    Is that so monotone, a bucket of bore
    Thus I'm thankful for the fun

    I maybe a narcissist at times, so full of myself
    Ugly but adorable huh?

    I may not be a good pool-er
    But I'm a pretty good bowler
    And a stylish ice skater (feeling Olympian)
    So what's next?

    I need someone to have intellectual conversations with me
    Plus a sprinkle of lame jokes that will not make things so mundane
    Coffee is fine
    But the talk is more important

    The only 2 physical memories of me
    I saw one today

    Late Nights, Not So Early Mornings
    Monday, August 21 / 02:53
    Some boys(rarely men) are just so drop dead gorgeous la
    Good to look at only, the rest God knows
    And stereotyping is just bad
    We all do that sometimes right?
    Judging a book by it's cover, first impression counts

    Pretty rugged hair
    Great smell
    Sneakers must haves
    Good skin
    Shirts seeker
    Witty-ly conversational(is there such a term?)

    I'm just being random here

    It's already morning, and I'm still wide awake
    This is what I call satisfyingly enjoying the holidays
    Weeeeeee!!!
    The usual, we teens will be living the internet life
    Sometimes a bore though
    All I do is blog, blog hop, You Tube-ing and online window shopping
    And sometimes research on really cool stuff
    Like ever wonder why the wedding ring is worn on your left finger? Aha

    To the others, how are you spending your holidays?

    Under No Stars
    Sunday, August 20 / 02:56
    Movies at the Padang was an enjoyable one, especially Xmen3
    Though it was not spent with many
    The siginificance was there
    That you don't have to be around many to have fun
    It's how you spend it that matters
    There weren't really any stars to look at
    But just sitting in that big field with that big crowd
    A good movie and great wind
    That something to look forward to

    Dear girlfriend
    To let it all out to you, but no you're not the right person to hear it
    But I'm still waiting though
    Your positive words will bring me onto a brighter side of life
    Being in the front, I'd rather
    Then see what's happening behind the curtains
    And like Earl, I believe in karma
    What goes around comes around
    I am mature but young at heart
    Thus I don't want to be the looserly fhuck here
    Thank you Nadia, where's my late birthday letter?

    Praying for love and
    Paying in naivety

    And hell, I killed 2 cockroaches today
    Both found in the kitchen, mom and child
    Like seriously
    They both differ in size

    When conversations seemed so normal
    I'll keep it that way, if that's best
    Friendly gestures that deemed to blatantly explain everything's allright
    And so I'll go along with that
    I'm happy that you're way happier than me now
    Joy is something so precious and hard to find
    And that someone's happiness is another's sadness
    Where do you find happiness, do you look up or down?
    You find it in the mirror in the absence of a frown
    Happiness can be described in so many ways
    So let's hope when it finally comes, it will never go away

    Well, I'm afraid that I
    Well, I may of faked it
    And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

    There's a dozen of things in the market I so want to get
    In short, shopping = money = job
    My last holiday, I need it to be a helluva roller coaster ride

    Few things are just unquestionable and unanswerable
    It's so evident that it has no doubts or queries to clear
    However for some, it has yet to rest
    Future contemplations due to present enactments

    And isn't this exactly where you'd like me
    I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know

    He said that I've slimmed down; for real?
    And that I'm cute with my height; I wanna marry a tall, tanned and toned man
    la
    And don't stop when I'm already on the verge; all I wanted was 1 Seoul Garden meal!

    What about him?
    He's dropping his recent course to go to a new course
    Back starting at year 1 !
    He's a living example of someone who does anything
    To go after his dreams and then be happy and enjoy it

    Md. Farhan

    Sinful Indulgence and Denial
    Friday, August 18 / 09:37
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    My toes were tipping, constant moaning (no, not that)
    I was high on cheesecakes
    So rare, the moment of silence explains it all
    Savouring the sweet sinfuls, I just wanna go "Ahhhhhhhh..."
    Pls give me more of these when I reach menopause
    Thank you both of you, you almost popped my intestines

    I've had enough
    And sometimes, lying is just best
    To make me believe what I just said


    Bold and cheerful or
    Arrogant and stingy or
    Gentle and kind
    We all have this 'crumble' button in us
    As some setbacks really hold you down, even so if you march on
    It leaves some wondering, why?
    To seek the right reasons when it's already burried
    When you want justice, some sense and reasoning
    Look, not all things go our way right
    I can sit, grumble and preach all day and night
    But let's be rational here, how far will this go?

    I just want to wait, for things to go my way
    Because I still do
    When I didn't get a reality check

    If emotions get the better of you, things just go haywire
    You put on your biggest bumblebee shades and start weeping, for some
    Chomping on chocolate and screaming your lungs out, for others
    Is it all worth it?
    Hanging on something that's not there
    Even if you believe it is
    Twists of denials that leaves you hungry for more
    Crestfallen with what's seen and heard
    How I wish this was just on TV
    The same script with a different cast
    I'm angry and full of envy
    And I don't want to be this girl

    But still I thank God that everyday I return to a small cosy home
    Where I know that's the first place I will always fall back on

    And I so love my skin la, DIY

    Gettin Away With Murder
    Thursday, August 17 / 02:46
    We were planning your murder
    We called ourselves Black Oranges
    And curry it will be for Uncle Muthu who sells briyani
    Which will then be devoured by he-who-shall-not-be-named

    To the Pouncer and Skateboard, thank you

    You never fail to affect me, yet again
    I'm the player who had been played
    It is just accidental, I said it till today
    But for you to conducting a mass media
    I don't need that seriuosly, I already know

    Who doesn't love honeymoons?

    When Jazzy-D Said Singaporeans Are Deaf
    Tuesday, August 15 / 01:28
    "Singaporeans are deaf! D-A-F, deaf!"
    Who's Jazzy D you might ask
    He's a good friend of The Muttons, who always
    Come uninvitedly to their morning shows
    He did that again last week on Friday
    The usual on Fridays, The Muttons will interview
    The Idol who got voted off
    And it was Rahimah who got out (Joakim's still in)
    That was the big controversy that Jazzy-D raised
    He literally gave his views on air with 100% honesty
    And of coz the way he said, gave me fits of chuckles
    "Who's that guy with the hair and mouth?" (refering to Paul)
    "And that chipmunk who can't sing. Eh you should look closely at him when he sings. Sit near the TV. He's cocked eye!" (refering to Joakim)
    I mean how direct and hurtful can you get?
    And recently the Singapore Idol commercial
    The upcoming spectaculars will be on rock
    And of coz you'll notice
    "This time around, we won't show faces. It is a singing competiton."
    Dear viewers, die hard fans, and voters of Singapore Idol
    Please vote or support your Idols for the right reasons
    This I must say, it's undeniably more of a popularity contest
    Though I'm not such a fan, I feel that Hadi and Mathilda
    Are the best crooners
    Nuff' about them

    Tell me if you had my heart thumping a kedazillion times
    My shoulders bobbing up and down non-stop
    Excited and clueless for a moment
    In my mind, yess is this it?
    If only I could change the way the story flows
    I discoverd that novels always end with a happy ending, majority
    It's like I can predict how it'll end, not fun
    And that I can be one of the minorities who don't like the happy ending

    Yess if it was
    I would be tumbling down the hill
    Awaiting for your presence
    To see the paleness in your face and
    To show you I ain't got any acting cert
    And that I shouldn't be in that drama in the first place
    It's too sweet of an ending that I can't bear to watch
    The first few episodes definitely had me at the edge of my seats
    But now, I rather tune to something else

    Perhaps I am really blind and deaf, at times
    Overlooking the finer things in life
    I mean that is what we all want right?
    The finer things in life, haaaaa.......

    For a moment I thought I'm a wanted woman

    I need to get back in shape
    I feel so weak la
    A jog and running stairs
    What's so difficult right?

    She Needs No Script
    Monday, August 14 / 01:21

    Happy Rockin' 18th Birthday Nurul!


    CANCER WOMAN?

    When she is in love, she will act both ways. First, shy and polite trembling to be near you. Second, attach to you like glue and trying to be with you all the times. She will try to go home with you after work, or have every lunch with you. It is O.K. if you like her too, but if it is not the case, you will feel very uncomfortable.

    She hates to be talked about or gossiped by someone else(who doesn't?). If she knows she will be very hurt. In nature she is a shy type, except she has been influenced by some other Zodiac. She is not a brave or daring type, so if you like her then you better be the one who starts first. She will not accept her true feelings, so if you like her you better tell her first.

    She is like a musical note always changing in tunes, so one minute she can be funny and cheerful, and one minute she can be sad and depress. Other people may think of her as "Over-acting", or "Over-reacting".

    When she is depress, she will go out and look for things to make it up. She loves money, and thinks of having "Money" as "happy", not as "God". She will not look down at you if you do not have a lot of money, but she will help you make money, save money. She is not an extravagant person and sometimes will tell you not to buy her expensive and not useful gift.

    She is the type who enjoys a long and quiet walk. Cancer woman also influenced by the "moon", so under the moon light she will be fascinating woman(uhuh?).

    She has a constant fear for many things. She fear of not being smart enough, not pretty enough. Even if she is not fat, she will not be satisfy. Assuring her of her look would help, because she can change mood 4 times a day.

    She is not stingy, but you will not surprise if you see she collecting old or broken junks. She sees that everything are useful to her. She will find a way to re-use it again some day. She is not a jealous type,but possessive.

    The best part of her is that she will sacrifice everything for her love one with no limits. Don't leave her in times of troubles, she will never forget it. She is not a weak type, even she looks like one, example if you argue with her, she might cry her heart out. Once you left, she will wipe her tears and start clean up her apartment normally.

    She is a very careful mother and will look after her kids every steps of the way. If she is a mother of your children, you are at ease, but if she is your mother in law, you are in pain. Not to worry, this type of mother in law will not let her own daughter being an "Old mate".

    She could be moody and argue with you in many little things like many women, but she always wait and want to take care of you. If you argue with her and disappear a few days, she will be waiting for you, but not for long O.K. This kind of testing is risky, try not to do it.

    The Cancer woman needs 2 things to be happy which are "Work" and "Love". She can be living in a dusty house, but she cannot live in that same house with no love.

    I got the above from an email sent by a friend
    He said it's almost accurate
    I don't really think so
    Tag me if you want to know yours

    Even if I don't go for drama classes
    I'm already a good actor
    Aha


    Wide Open Aweness, When Again?
    Sunday, August 13 / 02:11
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    When colours spark a smile
    When I know I can seek without you
    When I thought I had it bad
    When absence was just better
    When the jokes were not shared
    When hatred needs an end
    When I want my fun
    When I had something to fall back on
    When I still want a Papillio
    When I helplessly reminisce
    When you bitch about me
    When Indon songs are actually nice
    When I thought we had it going
    When I had my brains activated
    When you send shivers down my spine
    When ice cream was my sinful daily indulgence
    When I longed for your touch
    When I just want you to not nag
    When my camera had low batt
    When I became tipsy
    When stripes tees were the in thing
    When you didn't say "Hey you're legal."
    When I became contactable again

    The list just goes on and on
    When time actually jots everything down

    A Singing And Dancing Chipmunk
    Saturday, August 12 / 01:19
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    3hours 12mins
    Wednesday, August 9 / 12:13
    When conversations aren't that fruitful anymore
    I got a reason to speak more
    And you had the reason to listen
    Hatred, sex, friendship and future
    Thank you friend

    Gee I can't find a reason to start talking to you
    And I'm not sorry for that

    Seeing things that I know can't be
    Am i dreaming?
    When I saw you walking past me
    Almost called your name
    Got a better glimpse and then i looked away
    It's like i'm losing it
    My heart stopped from the horrifying EFMA paper

    And my wallet is getting lighter by the day

    No She's Not Cold
    Monday, August 7 / 22:21

    Yea she wasn't warming herself
    I shouldn't be offended I know, but I am abit
    I guess my discussions were not as soft
    (I'm actually busy fighting for the right answers la)
    Thus her executing this action

    Mugging Marathon
    Sunday, August 6 / 12:45
    When mugging is now a short term routine
    From tedious cashflows to some even ridiculous unfair laws
    I can practically measure the amount of brainjuices
    (If you actually squeeze them)
    And there are at times where you actually enjoy these revisions
    That's only when you've studied and all the concepts
    And the formulas are at the tip of your fingers

    Some may not welcome company during these book diving sessions
    For me, a little company is fine
    To an advantage that you can clear your doubts if you have any
    Afro and myself have been 'day-hibernating' at the National Library
    For the past week
    And the last day was at Esplanade
    And I tell you, it really did me good
    Since my past weekends were not really put to good use la
    In a situation where it's so quiet that you can even hear
    Someone's pencil drop at the other end
    It really bugs me to study and don't make noise
    Or not these people will eat you up, really

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    My non-human company
    Yeaps these are necessaties as they are a source of
    Energy and entertainment for you
    A big box of orange juice or bottles of isotonic drink
    Four Leaves or home crackers as munchies
    Back at home when I'm burning the midnight oil
    Milo + coffee = superb choco coffee (my recipe)
    And great music's important too
    "What's that coming over the head? Is it a monster, is it a monster?"

    And very unpredictable jokes can really lighten up situation
    I asked Afro, "Name me all the stations from Aljunied to Jurong East.
    "She answered, "Paya Lebar Eunos..."
    And there I was knocking my head till she said "Tanah Merah"
    I burst into major fits of chuckles!
    She started giggling too, unsure why
    I tried to whisper, "Oii that's going to Changi la!"
    And she replied, "Oh it's the other direction is it?"
    Like how silly that was?
    The whole time my head was down and my shoulders was bobbing up and down

    When conversations can end you up thinking
    Or perhaps laughing
    We had a lot of that
    From relationships to the human body and even Doom's Day
    Thus, marry someone who has good conversational skills
    (Not saying I'm marrying her la)
    I mean I'm sure you don't want to end up
    At the age of 45
    Sitting at the dinner table talking only about your children

    Is this all so mundane or what?
    A few more laps and
    I'll be a singing and dancing chipmunk
    I already see plans for celebration

    I will say this again
    I am not your toilet paper

    Crossed Fingers
    Thursday, August 3 / 21:48
    As Seri would scream, "Bloody mangkok la!"
    I, with a few other innocent civilians
    Almost got run down not by some gigantic lorry whatsoever
    But a bike
    What was he thinking?
    He already put on his brakes and stopped
    The next moment he went vroooom and off
    Vrooom not really in high speed, but pathetically moderate
    I think he was muddled himself
    As went he was off, he still has the cheek to look back
    Thank goodness I was partially blind (my contacts was not on)
    If not I'd have reported him
    Thank God I heeded the mother's advice
    Don't cross the road till all the vehicles have stopped
    =)

    And I tasted by far the best cheapest eclair today!
    Major yummy-ness
    It's long thus worth the money
    It's not instant; not on display for hours in the fridge
    Cold chocolate cream is squirted on the spot when you buy
    You can even see how they actually do it
    And finally you can up-purchase it with the other puffs/desserts
    When you take the first bite
    You can actually check out the chocolate cream making its way
    Through the corners of your mouth
    And the chillness of it made me orgasmic for a moment there
    Ok that's too much I guess
    Beard Papa Sweets, "Probably the best puffs in the world"

    The first paper is tomorrow
    Dear students of SBM Yr2, all the best

    A Perfect Mess
    Wednesday, August 2 / 03:11
    How contradicting is that?
    The doubts it brings about
    The fruits of creating that chaos
    Purposely or unintentionally
    When at the end of the day
    The doer is in his cozy sofa giving applauses
    Whilst the one who cleans up the mess
    Wipes his sweat off his only shirt
    Clean up the mess
    Why so if it's perfect?
    If it's so perfect
    Why is it a mess then?
    The doer must be bloody artistic to do so huh
    And as a dumb viewer of his gallery
    One passes it without knowing the real meaning behind it
    And the notice indicates 'No Touching'
    To what extent can the dumb viewer do to
    Learn of it's truth behind that perfect mess the artist had created
    Already dumb, the viewer can just stand and watch
    Scratch his head if he wants to
    And wait for show and tell
    After so, if he is still muddled by the whole mess itself
    He might as well knock himself against the wall
    And moved to another gallery
    To continue with his brainless situation
    Is already dumb enough
    He is being a woebegone (i just love tha word)
    Can one be that stubborn and gullible?

    Thank you Seri

    What I learnt today:
    1. Happiness can be self-induced
    2. Woebegone=pathetic
    3. How to advice the naive God created creatures
    4. Red and green is a possible combination
    5. When a full stop may sometimes not exactly end the sentence

    I feeling the lawyer la now
    After 2 agonising hours diving into numerous laws
    The music's my company now
    Till then