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WONDERGIRL
My name's Dayana. Believe me, good things come in small packages.

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  • Word
    Tuesday, October 31 / 17:40
    If "ifs" were gifts, then every day would be Christmas. True.

    You Don't Scare Me
    Monday, October 30 / 16:33
    You purple Indian gay ass, pls I'm not scared of you
    (No offence, I'm only referring to a certain being unable to afford Pringles)

    I've been doing well nowadays
    Except sudden cravings for chocolates
    And I'm hooked onto Solitaire, again
    How have you been?

    Check Me Out
    Sunday, October 29 / 23:23
    Incharge: "Dayana, just now that black black look at you lehz."
    Me: "What black black?"
    Incharge: "That bangla. He was checking you out, up and down sumore!"
    Me: "Really? What the."

    I brought this up before, I'm not gonna do it again
    I apologise on behalf of my incharge if she offended anyone

    The weekend was of course spent at work
    However on Sat, after work I headed to the brother's place
    For Raya open house
    Which means food food food
    The spread finger licking good
    Tulang, mee soto, chicken curry, brwonies, fruit salad etc
    Both familiar and unfamiliar faces turned up
    I found one very common topic that my uncles loved talking about
    Each year we gather; education
    I mean ya it's very relevant to us
    But somehow, they are racist in their own ways; hilarious
    Like my uncle he's an engineer at SIA; earning big bucks of coz
    How he gets all worked up talking about position
    Like the malays are always down below
    And that for my generation a degree is a must to get to the top
    That adds the extra pressure on me
    If only I had a vacation in Dec, my aunt she wants to bring me out!

    Work on Sun was extra mundane, the crowd was bad
    Let me share the kind of customers I met at Bossini:
    1. The yaya-papaya ones
    They are the ones who browse through and tried on many merchandise;
    giving you the impression they're buying it but then,
    leave the shop empty handed saying, "All not nice." Not nice or are you
    imagining yourself looking good in it in the fitting room huh.
    2. The "bodoh-sombong" (selfish stupids) ones
    They are the ones who treat us like as if we're thin air. From afar they're
    looking for a particular size. When approached with, "Can I help?" they
    just keep mum not even looking at you. Sometimes I wonder are they deaf,
    mute or blind.
    3. The irresponsible parents
    They are the ones with little children, but gives a heck about them. Busy browsing,
    they'll leave the childrean running around and messing up the place even. Perhaps
    they'll only bother once their children get lost.
    4. The courteous ones
    Basically, they are the ones with simple basic courtey. How they actually
    make you smile after serving them, definitely pleasureble.
    5. The fussy ones
    You should know what I mean, they are indecisive at the same time too.
    6. The must-have-my-size ones
    Usually they are they are the most hard ones to convince. They'll expect us
    to check stroreroom at least twice to ensure. Or not, they die die want another
    merchandise similiar to the one they want in their size. Or they'll ask you to
    check all other pieces which have their size but once you show them they
    don't want it. So what you want?
    7 . The act-blur ones
    They are the ones, who can pretend the ones! After accidentally dropping a
    hanger/merchandise, the looked straight and walked off. Come on la, you won't
    break your back by just bending down to pick it up.
    8. The impatient ones
    They really get my nerves up to the ceiling. While serving another customer,
    they grab you by the hand to serve them. Like can't you see, it's as if you
    won't get back to them.
    9. The gimme-cheapest-price ones
    They are the ones who insist on an additional discount on top of the
    promotion price. Auntie like that, go pasar malam buy la.
    10. The irritating-lame ones
    Me: "Hi, what sixe you looking for? Let me help."
    Customer: "Oh I'm looking for my size."
    Need I say further?

    I remember my MSN nick not long ago; Black Kimono
    Finally you're mine
    =)

    The Panda And AhMeng In Me
    Friday, October 27 / 09:15
    I can't find the right words to explain my situation


    A weakling you made me into, a weeping panda
    My bad?


    Frantically searching for you as I know perhaps
    Maybe you'll understand


    So you speak though you know me inside out
    You once did


    I just want to see you again
    And be that jumping monkey


    Coffee, anyone?

    Morning Perk Ups
    Thursday, October 26 / 15:14
    Time check : 10.33am
    Situation: No work=Boredom

    afroza. says:
    did rosemary cut his hair?
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    no he didn
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    i just saw him yest after work
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    still e same
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    btw afro
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    his name is IMAN
    afroza. says:
    oh..
    afroza. says:
    iman
    afroza. says:
    such a nice name
    afroza. says:
    his image spoilt it la.


    afroza. says:
    dayana
    afroza. says:
    i know i nvr told u this
    afroza. says:
    but i got to.
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    what ?!
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    eh suspense
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    oh no
    afroza. says:
    you're one cool girl.i will nvr regret getting to know u.a friend like u,very hard to come by.u make ur presence felt.u really try to make everyone around u smile.i love that about u.YOU wont be forgotten by me
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    jeng jeng jeng!
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    shit ur making me smile like nonsense now
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    thats very sweet of you afro
    afroza. says:
    haha.
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    you know hearing this kind of thing, really makes me go, *melts*
    afroza. says:
    yea.we must always tell the person straight-if they mean alot lah.might never get to another time right?hehe..
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    eh you too la, last time i thot ur one kind of a tudong nerd (no offence) but i was proven wrong.
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    quiet in your own ways, you can be fun too and very understanding and definitely smart
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    you rock the dj in me!
    afroza. says:
    chey chey
    afroza. says:
    uve got a dj in u
    afroza. says:
    thanks la.
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    your most welcome, so if you're starbded in island. make sure u pack me in your bag. =)
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    you can buy cheap luggages at mustafa centre *winks*
    afroza. says:
    haha.
    afroza. says:
    yes yes
    afroza. says:
    stranded* u mean
    Moto-fied; Eccentrically Blatant says:
    oh the scary eng again
    afroza. says:
    its okay as long as i can still understand u.


    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    eh ur frens now outside my window la
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    ahahahaha
    afroza. says:
    who?
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    painters!
    afroza. says:
    hahaha.
    afroza. says:
    u know at one glance
    afroza. says:
    when u look at a few painters
    afroza. says:
    they look good.
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    what?!
    afroza. says:
    then u see the holes in between their teeth
    afroza. says:
    and the close up
    afroza. says:
    no im not saying THESE painters.
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    oh my god i am laughing badly
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    i choked
    afroza. says:
    im just saying abt everyone (foreigners who work) in general
    afroza. says:
    hahahahahahaha
    afroza. says:
    u get what i mean or not?
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    wth
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    ya i get what u mean
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    u must be refering the banglas right
    afroza. says:
    most of them are ugly balding and all
    afroza. says:
    NO LAH!
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    coz theyre the majority of foreign workers
    afroza. says:
    u only know banglas as foreign workers ah?
    afroza. says:
    dn have others all is it?
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    majority what
    afroza. says:
    nepalese?
    afroza. says:
    they're gd looking
    afroza. says:
    and they work as gurkas to protect SINGAPORE.
    afroza. says:
    hahahahahahahahahaha
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    hahahahaha
    afroza. says:
    u nvr see a gd looking nepalese before what
    afroza. says:
    tt's why.
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    ok la u win, u see better gd looking ppl
    afroza. says:
    hahaha not really
    afroza. says:
    u see ppl like firdhaus all
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    eh
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    *blushes*
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    hahahahahaha
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    dayana blushing
    Moto-fied; Jumping Monkeys In Yellow Boots says:
    what the hell
    afroza. says:
    tt one in the much better than better looking category
    afroza. says:
    hahahahahaha
    afroza. says:
    u blush?
    afroza. says:
    u wearing too much blusher to day righT?


    When morning chats fill your stomach
    Like refreshing breakfast

    Red Alert
    Monday, October 23 / 12:29
    Soon as we bumped, I was beaming
    But the thought of my hair then, flat and bad
    Just kills me

    Sleeping With You
    Sunday, October 22 / 22:40
    When dreams are just playthings in your mind
    When at times you wished it will happen
    When at times you wished it will never happen
    When you wake up after trying to make sense of it
    When in fact, you can't make anything out of it

    So why do dreams exist in the first place?

    Men With Balls But No Guts
    Friday, October 20 / 14:18
    There she was seated in her chair
    With tears falling down her rosy cheeks
    She was so much in love with that boy
    He first love if you ask
    She started sobbing continously as she stared straight into the screen
    His harsh words definitely let her down
    His invalid reasoning was not appealing to her
    But he didn't feel guilty for a second
    Her love for him was there and constant
    And she hold him dearly to her heart
    Keeping it together always no matter what
    She was the patient girl who keep on waiting
    However negative things seem to be
    She kept positive, stood strong and that everything was allright
    But her soft side took the better of her
    He had to use that as an advantage
    And he blamed it all on her
    He created this mess, and she has to clear it all up
    He turned his head away from her slowly and silently
    And he accused her of being stupid enough not to notice it
    So what he got to say was her biggest fear
    Last thing she needed to hear
    That he no longer love her
    She frozed like never before

    Dearest girlfriend, I guess we share the same fate
    I'm glad that I was by your side when you're down
    Like I said before, my ears are big enough to listen

    The downfall she had to face reminds me about Seri's entry
    About commitment to certain things
    And that what would happen if what we hold on so dearly to
    Just suddenly disappear one day?
    And that if our world only revolve around that certain something
    What would become of us then?

    I wonder, how you felt then?

    I'm feeling much better now
    The cold has subside
    =)

    Late Well Wishes
    Tuesday, October 17 / 11:11
    Happy Belated Birthdays to
    Faizal turning 18 on 16 October and
    Nadiah turning 17 on 15 October
    May all your wishes and dreams come true in the following years
    God bless you

    Which School Are You?
    Monday, October 16 / 17:21
    School officially starts yesterday, while I'll be stuck with TEP
    *tries hard to raise hands and scream yeah!*
    Anyhoos, finally the school is more crowded than before
    When Bangla contractors dominated the walls of the school
    Repainting that is

    The walk to school will be abit slower
    Normal citizens and students especially will be clogging the whole pathway
    This actually starts right after you alighted the train and
    Make your way down to the escalator
    I hope this does not bring me to be cursing more
    You know some typical Singaporeans, they board the train
    As if it's their first ride and they just had to rush in
    *widely rolls eyes*
    Before other passengers goes out
    And perhaps every morning, for some of us
    Our limbs are still heavy to move
    That saying a simple excuse me will make our jaws drop right down
    Or even moving into the rear is such a difficult task to do
    With a reason, it's morning and I'm plain lazy
    All these above have to attend School of Basic Courtesy

    And some other smart citizens and those who went for acting classes
    Their eyes are wide open sms-ing their whoever boss or partner
    Telling him/her that he/she is going to be late for work or that
    He/She misses and loves him/her
    However, like a sprinkle of a magic dust
    These bunch can suddenly till their heads down and 'fall asleep'
    *murmurs what the?*
    Right after an old ahpek walks in and/or an expecting mom or even teen haha
    Like oh my God, I think the eyes of these bunch are allergic to such people
    You know what I mean?
    Now they need to go to School of Help If You Can/The Shameless Ones

    To prove the above situation:
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    And oh finally I can see the pretty people again back in school
    *the gorgeous and beautiful ones rock me off my feet*
    My first greeting as I stepped into the canteen
    I saw a whole community of Malays
    Even Rosa commented, "Since when our school got mosque?"
    Being the fasting month, I didn't expect that much of Malays to be at fastfood

    So I got myself seated at a 'humble' table
    Looking around, most are actually engrossed with their own conversations
    How the hols have been, how your new hair looks cool and the what-nots
    I could hear people talking at the top of their voices, ok screaming
    Following exchanges of whatever-gang-they're-from handshakes
    Their overpowering presence makes head turns
    And of coz they enjoyed the attention
    They're from the School of I Think I'm Popular

    And I saw alot Paul Twohill's far cousins
    Literally I bumped into many who looked like him
    Be it boys or girls, chinese malay indians you name it
    Oh with that overpowering fringe that makes one looked like a
    One-eyed pirate
    That smoky charcoal eyes, smudging it with eyepencil
    And of coz accessories like studed belt, handcuffs etc
    These are all graduates from School of Looking Like Paul

    I'm missing the school food badly, talk about Mcdoanlds!

    Stop looking in that manner
    I failed chemistry during O's
    I'm sure this one's a fail too

    Something New To Start
    Saturday, October 14 / 23:55
    Wearing pink on a weekly basis
    This will be interesting for me

    Look Pretty Smell Pretty
    / 01:12
    A well deserved Starbuck-ing session I had
    Faizal gave me fits of laughter as usual
    We were laughing and crying tears to dirty lame jokes
    On how difficult it is for hippos to make love
    Meeting Faidhi unexpectedly was great, free coffee
    I still remember the days when he used to be my dance partner
    He's still as gorgeous as before
    Raihanah is oh my God all bones
    Aoul slimmed down, with his out-of-bed look
    Not sexy for me
    And Mirah, still the same except for the haircut

    Busy, busy as a bumble bee
    Though short, it was awesome
    A night out at town with the bunchie
    You can laugh and spit coffee with them
    Life is great!

    Don't ask me about school or work
    Coz that's my life now, no kidding

    Seriously, you could've ask me a better question
    Than that

    Gap's In Town
    / 00:56
    The only time I've heard of Gap
    Was in my Marketing test
    And now, they're finally here!
    Some of the pretty things are as follow:


    Sleeveless V-Neck Sweater


    Straight Boyfriend Jeans


    Straight Original Alice Jeans


    Skinny Fit Black Jeans


    Striped Boat Neck Sweater


    Cashmere V-Neck Hoodie

    Plaid Western Shirt


    1969 Floral Grahic Puff Sleeve Tee


    Leather D'0rsay Flats

    The Road To Beat-ness
    Thursday, October 12 / 23:36

    I had 8hrs of break, that explains the above

    As I gaze into the blue sky
    *With a Bangla in the background washing the windows*
    I wished you'd be here next to me
    Playing guessing games till the sun sets down

    As usual, school was still the same routine
    The long free hours, no surprises about that anymore
    Except for the fact that me and Afro created a new singing game
    And myself singing with full enthusiasm, it got us cracking
    I had my first workload today, and I'm not liking it
    Analysing a set of 1070 surveys
    It's totally admin work, and an eye-draining task to do
    Talking abt admin, I'm involved in that too
    Since I'm unavailable on Sundays to do school work
    I talk very well, I'm definitely not an admin person
    I found a new bimbo to oogle at
    "Ehh you so fat can hurry up or not?
    Please la, I'm skin and bones that I can fall of my feet now!"
    She said that as she adjust her shades in an air-con room

    For now, I'm dead beat
    Had school in the morning and then work
    Gee I'll turn into superwoman one day
    Hmm underwear or bra outside?

    And happy advance birthdays to:
    Althea; she thinks my hair is sexy
    Vina; the one who does all tutorials
    Gervais; my oh so pretty boy

    As I glanced through the pictures
    Flashes of my scribbled chronicles went past
    Back then, I was high on cloud nine
    For now, I want to re-scribble

    I'm keeping it together
    Are you?

    Somebody Slap Me
    / 00:07

    I broke a vase
    The sharp bit and pieces are all over the floor
    If I don't clean the mess now
    Someone will get hurt
    But how do I clean it up if I already got myself pricked?
    It's not the first time
    And this time around there's no one around the house
    To stop the bleeding I got and help me clean up,
    I should've listen and not to play ball in the house
    Look what I've done
    I'm very scared, very afraid
    He shouldn't expect this out me again


    Let's Get Skinny Hahahaha!
    Monday, October 9 / 16:00

    Sailor Skinny by Levi's


    Mattic by Diesel


    Capital Skimmer by Levi's


    Johnny Stretch by True Religion

    Watch and Learn
    / 14:13
    Yesterday's episode of Las Vegas
    Delinda asked Danny in her wedding dress
    "Am I doing the right thing?"

    It's time that I questioned myself so
    It's so cliche to be saying people do make mistakes
    But I couldn't agree any less, that's when you're doing the wrong thing
    So what happens next?
    As what Seri mentioned, one can either
    1) Makes mistakes and repent. But he/she never change.
    2) Makes mistakes and make it like its not his/hers but yours.
    3) Makes mistakes but ignore the mistakes. It's his/her life anyway.
    4) Makes mistakes and learn from them. He/she kept silent/change.
    5) Makes mistakes and prevents people from making them because he/she have too much for themselves to carry upon.
    Which are you?

    It took me afew moments to answer it
    I had been in different postions at different times
    For those who think this is right, nod your heads
    A tough question to actually admit, but I admit that there are times
    When I don't learn
    If you ask me why, I can't answer myself either
    And this flaw of mine, will I let it ruin my future opportunities
    Slip away and never come again?
    Till now, it is still left unanswered

    You came making me think that you'll stay always
    Like you always did, like we were before
    A wrong move made it all even wrong
    Dreams are all forgotten
    Memories all turned rotten

    Oh well today'll be Grey Anatomy
    When TV-ing can be this much fun

    Bad Weather Don't Mean Bad Day
    Saturday, October 7 / 23:34

    The reason why I love surprises from the mother

    PSI reached 145 today
    Everything seemed smoky and blurred
    Dear readers
    A reason stay indoors as much as possible
    Take care of your health
    God bless

    Though fasting I managed to complete my full shift
    With no hassle
    I'm strong!
    A reason to smile

    And when seeing chubbily-explosive babies
    Makes you want to squeeze them like stress balls
    Another reason to smike endlessly

    I'm enjoying this hectic schedule
    No space for you, or even you

    Hilariously Peculiar
    Friday, October 6 / 14:16
    Check this out, band names
    See if you can spot which ones are made up

    Albino Toilet Boys
    Beef Masters
    The Fierce Nipples
    Deepthrout Shotgun
    Five Fat Guys Who Rock
    Brutal Noodle
    Frogs Don't Cry
    Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
    Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
    Wendy And Her Menstrual Cycles
    People With Chairs Up Their Nose
    Rainbow Butt Monkeys
    Mechanical Tampon Fish
    Weird People In Giant Condoms

    These bands do really exist
    You can Google them
    And my all time favourite
    Ancient Chinese Penis

    Why am I doing this?
    I have nothing to do in school

    Poly Forum Pictorials
    Thursday, October 5 / 10:58
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    During the opening ceremony.

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    Me and my adorable and macho group leader (in the background; others who tried hard to get in the photo)

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    Ye Tun, Myself, Yee Ping & Sharon.

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    During the 8-course dinner, yummy!

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    Jun Wei and Alvin, pretty in black.

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    As usual I was the unique one.

    Grumbling Zombie
    / 01:01
    Structurise your sentence
    And it'll all be good
    It's not difficult to be nice and considerate

    Back Routinising
    Tuesday, October 3 / 12:06
    Dear readers, life is so mundane without technology
    Yes, my precious (laptop that is) is down at the moment
    It's infected, that's what the doctor said
    Already cured but I can't find the time to fetch him (yet to name him) back
    Soon, very soon

    Now I'm in school blogging
    For the benefit of those who don't know
    I am undergoing 26 gruelling weeks of TEP (Teaching Enterprise Project)
    In short, in-sch attachment (which is work)
    My butt will be glued to school from 830am-6pm
    Unbelievable
    My stopover for now is Business Service Unit
    I won't explain further coz it 'll bore you

    I'm beaming with smiles
    Dancing in front of the mirror

    At the same time, I need to control this burning urge
    Bad, but I feel good

    You don't scare, excite or make me nervous like before
    The butterflies already find their home in my stomach
    They fly around no more


    Completely Useless Yet Interesting Facts:
    1. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
    2. A passionate kiss uses up 6.4 calories per minute.
    3. The Bible is the number one shoplifted book in America.
    4. The average McDonald's Big Mac bun has 198 sesame seeds on it.
    5. Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
    6. In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders. (Stay out Raggie)
    7. After mating, the female black widow spider turns on her partner and devours him.
    8. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
    9. Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.
    10. In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.

    Grey's Anatomy was oh-so-power!
    It got my heart thump-thumping-thumpest (whatever)

    I'm finally able to fast already
    And as usual I'm craving for the good luxurious food
    Yesterday's Ramlee Burger awed (Ramlee! Burger lembu....)
    The Pizza Hut date with girlfriend Lifa couldn't have got any better
    We chatted non-stop till we missed the call fpr breaking fast
    That Tripple Chicken Pizza and Beef Lasagna made us bloated
    And of coz, dessert was postponed
    But for now, I want to eat Indian food
    Prata, chapati, nan and the list just goes on

    Enough, I'll just end here